My FOURTH post of the day....

and, I FEEL GREAT!!


double blind date gone wrong. here's proof that girls fart...

Who remembers Beepers?! I DO. I used to sell them in bad neighborhoods from door to door! that was FUN. well i only did for a few weeks :) to go an a tangent, that job let me see some crazy areas in Queens and the Bronx. did you know there are neighborhoods in east New York and Queens where ALL the signs are in Indian and Pakistani?! i remember getting hungry and walking into a "deli" and finding NOTHING that i even recognized as food. next door there was a store that only sold the traditional bright colored silk that the Indian women wear. but i digress. back to beepers.

We used to rely on my friend Zar's one and only beeper. if you were with him, people could find you. other then that. you were on your own once outside of home. that meant that you had to make plans and actually stick to them. there was no figuring shit out on the fly. we also used to use public phones to make collect calls. only it was during the time when they automated them. so you could actually say your location instead of your name and as long as you didnt pause between words you could get out all the info you needed before the name recording cut you off...like, "you-whadap-this-is-zen2-i-am-headed-to-sheep's-meadow from-the-west-side-be-there-at-the-spot-in-20-minutes-bitch"

the receiver of the call would hear that, and then just decline the call. we had our tricks for saving loot cakes.